Friday, November 29, 2024

Alicia Goon 015: First impressions

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She hadn't been pushed through the curtain, per se, but it was more than a nudge. People. Stands and people. She had played in front of bigger crowds, but that was when she was one of the best at what she was doing. The crowd had already grown to a few hundred, with more coming in like an ocean tide. Oh jeepers, she thought. "Oh jeepers," she said.

Alicia stared down the 30-foot ramp and at the ring just beyond. Red ropes, black ringposts, and a matching black ring skirt bearing the words "Queens of War" in red, angular lettering all surrounded twenty feet by twenty feet of pure white canvas, except for the bloodstains. 

Breathe in, breathe out. One foot in front of the other. This was happening. What am I doing? What have I done? This was happening soon, and soon was almost now. "Okay. Okay, I can do this." I don't remember a single wrestling move.

"Ohhhhh boy," whimpered Alicia bravely. There had been scattered claps. The reaction wasn't hostile, at least. Take a breath. It's been a while since the last one. She noticed the ramp wasn't a ramp anymore. It was flat now. How am I getting into the ring? Up the ring steps or one big step up onto the apron from the floor or slide under the ropes? Roll? Step between them? BETWEEN WHICH?! 

Alicia trotted up the ring steps, climbed onto the bottom rope, then stepped over with one foot, sort of, and then swung the other one over. She was now inside the ring, standing on the second rope and holding onto the top rope with both hands. The wrestler making her one and only debut of a lifetime kicked her feet out and landed flat-footed on the canvas. That was not an entrance she had practiced.

Alicia marched to the center of the ring. Halfway through raising her hand to acknowledge the audience, it became clear she was not about to be introduced. Cringing, she dropped her hand to her side and shuffled back to her corner. She wouldn't have to wait long for her opponent.

The drums and brass of college marching band music shattered the stillness. Half a dozen identically dressed, college-age Japanese men emerged from behind the curtain, each wearing a coal-black, four-button suit with two golden stripes around the left arm. All four polished bronze buttons had been done up, and the suit itself hugged the neck, almost like a priest's collar. She could tell they wore crisp, pressed formal white shirts underneath by the protruding inch-and-a-half of sleeve.

The men spread themselves evenly in a straight line along the stage area at the top of the ramp, facing out towards the audience. Then came the cheerleaders. Clad in red skirts, red and yellow tops with "ROCKET" emblazoned across the chest in white letters, and each carrying a red and a yellow pom-pom, the cheer squad filed in and took their positions several feet behind their male counterparts. Following them, a seventh college-aged man in an identical black suit rolled out a drum almost as big as himself and took his place in the back. Then the show began. 

That giant drum pounded louder than even the marching band. With each beat, the besuitedshe didn't know what else to call them but cheerleadersgestured flamboyantly, changing poses in perfect unison every few seconds. Hands flat, arms outstretched, then crossed at the chest, up, down at the sides, overhead, crossed at the chest, and then a pause. All at once, the men shouted, kicked out a legmanaging some impressive heightturned 90 degrees to the right, dropped into a squat, and rhythmically threw one-two punches at the air in front of them in time with the beat of the drum. Another high kick, another 90-degree turn, this time to the left. Repeat. All while the cheerleaders kept up their end of the performance with a complex routine of dancing, kicking, jumping, and shaking their pom-poms in time with the music and the beat of the drum.

There she was: Connie Rocket. Bursting through the curtain beaming a confident smile, she soaked in the cheers of the gathering crowd that had grown to near a thousand. She wore her usual yellow sleeveless track shirt, red track shorts, a red sweatband, and completed the look with her signature white and red wrestling shoes with the orange flames. Even with so few people in a still mostly empty arena, the adulation of the fans threatened to drown out the music as Connie gave each section of the stands a polite bow. She stretched as if for a race, finishing up by easily touching her toes and then going palms-flat to the ground.

Upon completing the cheer routine a third time, the music stopped. The cheerleaders in skirts took a stance with their pom-poms at their hips while the ones wearing suits posed with arms outstretched, right arm slightly up and the left slightly down. The men shouted something in Japanese as they alternated between poses. Arms up, arms out, across the chest, arms up, arms forward. After bellowing a few sentences, the men finished posing and stood in place, arms at their sides.

The Rocket approached the top of the ramp, crouched down, and brought her fingers to the floor, as though lining up for a race. Head up, eyes forward. Silence washed over the crowd.

Bang.

She earned the nickname for a reason. With the sound of a starting pistol, the track star came off the blocks and was down the ramp and sliding into the ring blink-and-you-miss-it fast.

A man with gelled, jet-black hair, a light golden tan, and a flawless smile entered the ring in a more conventional manner wearing a black tuxedo and bow tie. Alicia recognized him instantly as the Queens of War ring announcer, Guy Brody. He brought the microphone to his lips and announced the premier athlete, "Hailing from Okinawa, Japan and weighing 148 pounds, she is the Human Blur. She is the gold standard. She is CONNNNIIIIIIIIEEEEE ROOOOCKEEEETTT!!"

The fans rose to their feet, clapping, stomping, and cheering for the living legend herself. Connie mounted the middle ropes in each of the four corners and played to the crowd while dozens of fans lobbed a rainbow of streamers into the ring from the stands. Two young Japanese women in red tracksuits eventually followed the Rocket down the ramp carrying towels and bottled water. Although the pair of trainers had been waiting at ringside, they reflexively climbed into the ring and bundled out the streamers with a quickness almost as impressive as Connie's. At the top of the ramp, the cheerleaders finished their routine. With a loud "Hoi" and a bow, the squad filed out, drummer at the caboose. Connie Rocket took her corner.

"And her opponent, already in the ring: Alicia Winthrop."

Polite little wave.

It wasn't crickets, but if crickets heard the reaction, they'd describe it as "mild." Alicia took the corner opposite Connie. You've got this. Just rememb-

Ding!

Connie didn't drop into a traditional wrestling stance. She bounced on her toes, shifting her weight between them, almost dancing as she removed her sweatband and tossed it into the crowd. Alicia lowered herself into a half-crouch, arms partially extended. She knew her opponent wasn't going to lock up with her; she hoped her opponent didn't know she knew that.

Connie kept a measured distance, harrying Alicia from just outside her reach as she approached. Sabrina was going to give her heck for going maverick at the start of the match, but in all the tape she watched, she had never seen anyone try bum rushing the Rocket at the opening bell. Worth a try. Alicia charged full-speed at her opponent with a clothesline. Way too slow. Connie effortlessly ducked underneath, and turned. She took to the air with a dropkick, catching Alicia right on the button with both feet as she came charging back off the ropes.

Alicia went to the ground hard, clutching her nose with one hand. It hurt, but it wasn't broken. After vandalizing her own prom photo with a broken nose from a game the week prior, she swore she would never let it happen again. Alicia rose to her feet. Where was Connie? Alicia wheeled around just in time to see that same pair of wrestling shoes hurtling towards her chest. She got her hands up in time to block the dropkick, deflecting her opponent's feet away and sending Connie Rocket crashing unceremoniously to the mat.

With Connie flat on her back and within reach, it was time to go on offense. Alicia grabbed her smaller opponent's ankles and launched a few kicks into the back of that rehabilitated knee. Figure Four. Here goes. Right knee flush to the back of her left, release the right foot, step over, keep turning…

Suddenly, a woman in a black and white striped shirt jumped in Alicia's face, shouting and counting with her fingers. It was unwelcome. "Alicia, you've got to break the hold! One! Two! Three! Four!"

While Alicia struggled to apply the figure four, Connie had been scrambling for the ropes, making good use of her long, powerful limbs to drag herself across the mat and secure a grip on the bottom cable with one hand. Guess that's that "ring awareness" thing Sab always talks about

Alicia released the captive leg and took a step back as Connie rose to one knee. Seeing her opponent near the ropes and an opportunity, Alicia reached down and grabbed Connie in a wristlock to try and drag her to her feet. The smaller combatant shot her head up into Alicia's stomach, briefly knocking the wind out of her. The Rocket turned the wristlock around on her more powerful opponent and jumped out of the ring to the floor through the middle and top ropes, hanging Alicia up by her armpit over the middle strand.

Alicia faced out towards the fans and groaned as a sharp pain stabbed up into her shoulder. Connie kept her foot on the gas, grabbing the second rope and using it to assist a jumping roundhouse kick directly into her larger foe's face. Alicia stumbled and fell onto her back in the middle of the ring, clutching her nose in anguish. The haze cleared just in time to spot Connie completing a graceful backflip and landing chest-first across Alicia's stomach and floating ribs with a devastating top-rope Moonsault. Connie reached down, hooked Alicia's leg and went for a pin.

The referee slid next to them and slapped the canvas, "One! T-"

Alicia kicked out, shoving the nimble warrior off of her as she clambered to all-fours. Wait. This feels familiar. She turned her head to the left just in time to see Connie zooming off the cables at breakneck speed, looking for that running knee. Nice try

Alicia shot to her feet and took two powerful steps toward her fast-approaching adversary. The powerhouse threw her arm wide, like swinging a right hook over her opponent's left shoulder, and flattened Connie with a crushing clothesline that nearly took her head off. The impact felt nothing like hitting the kick pads in the gym. It felt way better. For the briefest instant, Alicia was back on the ice.

She'll be looking for the Figure Four. Alicia grabbed her opponent's left ankle and ran through the list of alternatives. She used her grip to roll Connie onto her stomach and dropped a knee onto the track star's back, pressing her full weight onto her grounded captive. Connie yelped and thrashed as Alicia bent the trapped leg up and over her broad, powerful shoulders for leverage and wrenched the captured limb, attempting to hyperextend Connie's hip and knee with a Stretch Muffler submission hold. The smaller competitor pounded the mat and squirmed in Alicia's grip. Alicia knew she hadn't locked the hold in tight and couldn't maintain it for long. 

Connie groaned as she poured all her strength into turning her body over on the mat, unseating her captor and wriggling free of the hold. Both women scrambled to their feet, but this time the Rocket couldn't outrun her pursuer. Alicia grabbed the smaller woman's wrist and twisted it behind her back. Connie expected it and swung her free elbow behind her, cracking Alicia in the jaw and causing her to lose her grip on the attempted hammerlock. The ring spun around Alicia for a moment as she shook out the cobwebs. Once again, she had lost track of her opponent. 

There she was, flying in from the top rope. Connie Rocket caught her larger opponent in a flying Headscissor. Connie twisted her body, using her momentum to throw her sizeable opponent with a Hurricanrana. Sabrina was right: practicing flip bumps really did pay off.

Alicia rolled to her stomach and tried to push herself up, only to be yanked toward the nearest corner by one of her french braids. The two women gathered speed as they neared the turnbuckle. Holding her opponent in a tight front face lock, Connie hopped onto the middle and then top rope, then sprung back towards center-ring with Alicia in tow, dragging the disoriented powerhouse spiraling down to the mat face-first with a modified Bulldog. Alicia's hands instinctively flew to her face to protect her throbbing nose, leaving the rest of her body to take the impact unprotected. The ring started spinning again, but the debuting wrestler rose to her feet regardless.

The Rocket took a moment to soak in the cheers before approaching her dazed opponent to resume the assault. Alicia caught Connie's roundhouse kick with arm and kept hold of the errant limb. Trying to press the advantage, Alicia went to sweep the other leg - where was it? A spinning kick to the side of the face answered her question and sent her sprawling.

Standing up had gotten significantly more difficult. The best Alicia could manage was a slow crawl for the ropes, and Connie was more than happy to help her on her journey. The half-Japanese wrestler grabbed a braid again and tugged Alicia along behind her to try and slam the bigger combatant's head into the top turnbuckle. Although groggy, beaten, and bewildered, Alicia managed to grab the top ropes on either side of the buckle to stop her momentum. Alicia fired a back elbow into her opponent's temple, gripped the smaller woman by her short raven hair, and drove Connie's head into the top turnbuckle instead, then bounced it off the pads two more times for good measure.

Alicia spun the disoriented competitor around and shoved her back-first into the corner. She grabbed the middle ropes on either side of Connie and threw a shoulder into her midsection, eliciting a grunt of pain, then lifted the smaller woman into a seated position on the top turnbuckle. Once again, the Rocket was a step ahead and hopped onto the top turnbuckle from the middle ropes, then front-flipped up and over Alicia and out of her predicament, making an escape back to center-ring.

Nuts to this! shouted Alicia in her mind as she tracked her slippery opponent through the air. The moment the Rocket touched down, Alicia threw a right hook–the punch she wanted to show Sabrina since the start of training–and slugged Connie Rocket dead-center in the breadbasket like a sledgehammer. 

The smaller wrestler's eyes turned to saucers, her hands dropped, and so did the rest of her. Connie sank to the canvas, audibly sucking air, trying desperately to fill her lungs. A rush of adrenaline lightened Alicia's limbs as she dove onto her gasping opponent with fury in her eyes and poured punches and forearm shots onto her victim's head. 

Not satisfied with the damage of her ground-and-pound, Alicia stood up from the mat with Connie in tow by the hair and arm. The rookie wrapped her prey in a front facelock and bombarded her with a salvo of rapid-fire fists and knees to the stomach, chest, and noggin. 

Still not enough. Alicia stood the smaller woman up and shoved her into the nearest corner. The powerhouse mounted the bottom ropes and fired piston shots down onto Connie's forehead while the audience counted along.

There were those black and white stripes again. "Alicia! Out of the corner! One! Two! Three! Four! Fiv-"

Reluctantly, Alicia peeled herself off her trapped opponent before getting herself disqualified. You stay there. I'm not done. It was the angriest she had ever heard her internal monologue. Alicia stormed toward her punch-drunk opponent and threw a massive haymaker. 

The instant she committed to the swing, the newcomer knew she'd been had. Connie was playing possum. The Rocket sneaked underneath the swing and behind her towering adversary. The track star hopped onto the middle rope and sprang onto Alicia's shoulders in a piggyback position while securing another tight Headscissor. With one massive surge of coordinated strength, Connie backflipped Alicia headfirst into the mat with a devastating Poisonrana.

The adrenaline was wearing off now. Alicia's arms weighed more than ever, her legs felt rubbery and unresponsive, and Connie Rocket was already back on her feet.

Alicia Goon 014: A rising Star

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After a solid week of watching Connie Rocket matches from dinner to bedtime, the encounter now felt strangely personal. Alicia held onto the hood of her ivory wool coat with one hand and her gym bag with the other as she descended the snow-dusted ramp. Her mentor stood by the talent entrance door. Alicia tried to calm her nerves before making conversation. Breathe in, breathe out. It didn’t work. She was hopeful about the next breath, but alas. Sabrina was getting Alicia With Nerves tonight.

"Hey! Look who it is!" the veteran shouted into the darkness. For some reason, it always seemed more appropriate to shout in these situations at night. "How you feeling?"

The light momentarily stung as Alicia crossed the threshold from the parking lot into the backstage area. She noticed a second chair next to the door by the security guard. Sabrina had been waiting for her to arrive. 

“Nervous,” Alicia said, eliciting a nod from her trainer. “But ready. I wish I could get in there now and just be in it.” That comment - or at least the enthusiasm behind it - earned a slap on the shoulder.

"You'll be there soon enough. I'll give you the tour while we're down here. We kind of have an arrangement with The Plunj since we pull in more than half their money, so we've got our own accommodations. There's the trainer's room," said Sabrina, helpfully pointing to a door with a sign that read "Trainer's Room."

They rounded the corner and entered a hallway with 10 or so doors split evenly between the two sides. A placard had been affixed to each door, each bearing a name. There was Queen of Queens Champion “Rockstar” Jackie Skinner, Terra Frost, Anne Boulder, Kendra Terminus, and more—all names Alicia recognized and revered. The two final doors on the right belonged to Party Girl and Mr. Cattywampus. Alicia could take or leave the first, and the second one confused her.

Both doors and the wall between them were elaborately decorated with pink and yellow hearts. On Party Girl’s door hung a massive vinyl sticker bearing the Party Girl brand logo: an obnoxiously fluorescent yellow heart bordered with a hot pink chain. In the center, her cloyingly pink slogan “Get like me!” leapt out in her signature puffy lettering.

"Big names go here. Bust your ass and you'll earn one someday. Past here is backstage and production. The pay window is past that, but you don't need to worry about that for a while. It's an office, by the way. It's not actually a window. And these are the two locker rooms. The roster tends to get a bit cliquey, so it's just easier having two," Sabrina explained as she pulled open the door on the left side of the corridor. "Not sure if anyone's here yet, but you can at least get set up."

The locker area itself was well kept with a remarkably stain-free black carpet and unscuffed red walls, and just as well equipped: eight shower stalls, two rows of benches by the sizeable lockers, and even a pair of individual changing rooms for the more modest bloodsport combatants on the roster. Only one other competitor appeared to be getting set up way back in the corner.

"Layla!" shouted Sabrina, startling Alicia out of her self-guided visual tour. "Been a while! I heard you were tearing it up in the UK."

The tall woman in the back flashed a look of recognition, then a look Alicia couldn't place, which transitioned quickly into a warm smile to her naturally bronze complexion.

"Sabrina! I'm sorry we never got that rematch. I've gotten a lot better."

"Hey, there's still time. And I've seen tapes. I can tell you're putting in the work," said Sabrina, genuine admiration in her voice. "And when they book it, you can recount the lights and make sure they're all there."

Layla took notice of the barb but seemingly no offense. "Who's this?" she asked, pointing a thumb toward Alicia before realizing the newcomer could probably speak. "Sorry. I'm Layla Navarro," she said, shaking Alicia's hand.

"Alicia Winthrop." She caught a glance inside the visitor's locker. Bundled in a heap on top of a red gym bag was something that looked like a towel. No - it was a mask. Green and silver. "Phenom?!" More than starstruck, the rookie almost felt faint. "You- I saw you both- your match was-" She gestured the rest, and although she felt it mostly came across, Alicia eventually found her words, "The first match I ever saw was you two!"

"That's right; I remember you said that," said Sabrina. A look of realization flashed across her face. "Your excursion year must almost be up by now. I bet you're ready."

Layla responded with a complicated little nod, "Yeah. I've enjoyed it, but I'm looking forward to having a promotion to call home." She seemed to notice the newcomer's confusion. "I trained with All-Star Wrestling. The final part of training is spending a year traveling to different promotions to learn all you can before returning to San Juan and joining the roster. Hence…" she trailed off, pointing back and forth between herself and Sabrina. Layla finished arranging her locker before shutting and locking it. "Hey, I've got to see Allen and Helene about something before they get too busy. Catch up after?"

Sabrina nodded toward the door. "I'm actually heading that way now." She turned to Alicia and indicated the locker next to the traveling wrestler's. "Put your stuff in that locker there and start getting ready. If you were booked to fight on the main card, someone from production would call you back, but since you're on the pre-show, you just have to wait in gorilla."

Alicia blinked. "In what?"

"Gorilla position," clarified Sabrina before realizing that she hadn't clarified anything. "It's the spot right behind the curtain leading down the entrance ramp."

"Why's it called that?" asked Alicia.

A quick sigh escaped Sabrina's lips. "It's- I'll tell you later. Can you focus? At 6:15, go out those doors and turn left. Go through the black curtains and you'll be in a production area. It'll be dark, but keep walking and look for a desk with a light. It has the book and the run sheet. You can't miss it. Wait there for your cue." 

"I don't know what any of those terms are. I'm just going to wait behind the curtain."

"Get yourself prepared, and I'll see you after," instructed Sabrina. She could see the anxiety welling up as Alicia shifted her weight from one foot to the other. "You've got about an hour. Don't drive yourself crazy waiting back here. If you used to do something before a game to get your head right, this would be the time. You've done everything you can up until this point. It's too late to squeeze anything else in now, so all you can do is be ready."

The former opponents exited the locker room together, leaving Alicia to change into her ring gear in overpowering silence. How did she deal with nerves in hockey? Did she even get them? Instead, she thought back to the night Langston U pulled off the threepeat. The MVP game. Hat trick, two assists, minimal time in the box. For her, it had been the perfect final performance of a decorated career. For the other team, it might as well have been a tooth-loosening appointment. Heck of a high to go out on, thought the former hockey star.

Alicia wanted to linger on the trophy as she celebrated with her team at center ice surrounded by the makeshift confetti of discarded gloves, helmets, and sticks. She could still recall the weight of the silver cup as she held it aloft and circled the rink, basking in the cheers for the prize they had fought for. As much as she wanted to remain there, replaying the moment, her mind's eye wandered. She was 11 years old again, standing by the player's door with Nicole, the blonde-haired, freckled sharpshooter of girls' 12-and-under rec league hockey. Alicia couldn't remember the name of the team they played on, but she and Nicole called themselves the Shooting Stars.

Nobody else on the team wanted to practice with Alicia or paid her much regard. Nicole did. She saw Alicia's value before anyone else. Their one season together was the reason Alicia stuck with hockey when everyone, including her own parents, wanted her to stop playing. 

"Ready, Star?" Nicole asked, flashing her braces in a smile before turning to point at a member of the other team. "See number 17?" Alicia saw her. Number 17 was the biggest one on the ice - but not in the game. "You get her. I've got everyone else."

"Change!" shouted Coach. Alicia and Nicole clacked their sticks together. The other team was about to see Stars.

Nicole hit the ice first, with Alicia in hot pursuit. The goon followed her friend behind the goal and beelined for the puck. 

"Ready for Peek-a-boo?" called Nicole, skating in like she was going to challenge the girl with the puck. Fooled ya! At the last second, Nicole turned a tight circle like a revolving door. Alicia shot through the temporary gap like a missile and cleared the poor girl out. Nicole had the biscuit and was heading the other way. 

Alicia steered toward the boards and crashed into them, bringing herself to a stop. There was 17, crowding the goal, and she brought a friend with her. Nicole bid her time making another pair of girls look foolish for trying to keep up.

"Clear skies!" shouted Nicole across the ice, breaking off from the laughable attempt at a double-team and skated for the net.

That was the signal. Alicia pushed off the boards and glass, pounding the ice, hurtling toward Number 17 and her friend, Collateral Damage. Nicole brought her stick up like she was about to take a shot into the crowd in front of the goal and started her swing just as Alicia smashed into the two defenders like a freight train, sending her victims and herself hard to the ice and skidding into the boards. She didn't see what happened next, but she heard the cheers. Score another one for the Shooting Stars. Nicole raised her stick and skated to center ice as her friends surrounded her. Alicia finally got upright and joined them. 

What time was it?

6:21 PM. "Dagnabbit!" grumbled Alicia to herself.

She shut the combination lock she used when she was going through Hard Times. In an unfamiliar place full of faces ranging from inquisitive to indifferent, it felt like a piece of sanctuary. She left the locker room and took off at a jog in the direction Sabrina told her. Black curtain, dark area, table with a light. This was the place. She brushed past production crew dressed in black. 

Allen rose from his chair, frustration etched on his reddening face. "Hey, don't worry about showing up early for your first day of work or anything!"

Alicia's cheeks started to burn. "Sorry! I-"

"Shut up. Stand there," deadpanned the promotion's co-owner, pointing at a mark on the scuffed, rubbery-feeling floor a few feet behind the black curtain.

A member of production with a headset and a clipboard tapped Allen on the shoulder. "Two minutes."

"Thank you," he replied with a nod. There was a long, silent pause. He locked eyes with the rookie. "Ready?"

Something was wrong. Alicia's stomach dropped. "Wait!" she cried, panic thick in her voice. Allen flashed an even more exasperated look. "What about my entrance?"

"30 seconds!"

Allen looked relieved it wasn't something important. His face contorted with bemusement. "What? Who the fuck are you? Get out there."

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Alicia Goon 013: Violently optimistic

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The reality of next Friday hung in the air. Alicia had prepared for this. Faced with having to follow through, her anxiety threatened to overwhelm her willpower. She hadn’t come this far just to give up now. "Dr. Pupe, can I have next Friday off, please?"

Alicia impressed herself with her bravery, despite having attacked from behind. The dentist's slow, deliberate about-face was either a power play or an attempt at one. After far too long, Alicia saw her boss's expression, and she didn't like the look of those creases. 

"Why do you need next Friday off?" he asked, deadpan. Sip.

Alicia furrowed her eyebrows. "Are you allowed to ask me that?"

"I don't know. Do you?" asked Dr. Pupe. Alicia shook her head. "Yes, I'm allowed. Why do you need Friday?"

This time she fought back her exasperation. "Personal."

The man with a coif darker than midnight and a mustache like TV static opened his mouth, then hesitated. His scrunched-up expression suggested he didn't want to roll the dice on "personal" actually being too personal. "Sherry's taking the afternoon off that day. I'm going to be short-staffed."

"Sherry is a hygienist!" said Alicia, raising her voice precisely two decibels.

Dr. Pupe cocked his head and put his non-coffee fist on his hip in a pantomime of indignation. "We have a quorum!"

Two decibels more. "Our jobs aren't the same!"

"Stay for the morning." 

Alicia's eyes widened just enough to be noticeable. Gradually, she would express the full extent of her anger, like tunneling through prison walls made of decorum. "Then me and Sherry would still both be leaving in the afternoon! Please. Please let me take the day." 

The right corner of Dr. Pupe's mouth lifted behind a curtain of black and gray. The office and billing assistant didn't like it. That was the look of a man about to play his trump card. 

"Okay, how's this: if I go outside right now and the fern is hanging in the window, you can take the day off. Deal?"

Alicia froze in place, unblinking. "Look, it's really important to me." Another two decibels couldn't hurt.

"You know we have a two-week policy for all vacation requests," said her boss. "That's two full weeks of notice per day requested off. You're giving me one week notice, so you can take a half-day off. That's more than fair."

It was good enough, or at least it would have to be. Alicia was certain she'd be a bundle of nerves from the moment her head hit the pillow the night before the match. 

"Come on," said Dr. Pupe. "I'll sign the request form right now. A half-day's good. And I hope your personal thing goes well. Really."

The two walked to the front to find Maxine tapping away at a stack of invoices. She was breathing heavier than usual and seemed to be sweating. Alicia bent down to check on her. "Are you alright, Miss Maxine?"

"I'm fine. Just having a hot flash," said Maxine dismissively.

Alicia could see her shoot a glance out of the corner of her eye to enjoy the dentist's uncomfortable reaction. Dr. Pupe handed Alicia a vacation request form and pen. The doctor had already scribbled his sixth-grade cursive at the bottom. Before Alicia could look away, her desk-mate indicated the window by the front entrance with her eyes. Alicia turned. There it was: the most beautiful, hideous, sickly, sunlight-blocking botanical abomination she had ever laid eyes on, hanging obnoxiously in the window like an angel.

"Uh, Dr. Pupe," said Alicia, suddenly losing that careful volume control. "Fern!"

Dr. Pupe looked towards the entrance, realized what he saw, and stared. He looked like his car just got flattened by a steamroller. Alicia wished she could bottle that moment of defeat and keep it in a little trophy case until she was old and gray, so on her deathbed she could hold it to her trembling lips, sip its nectar, and live a hundred more years feeling this good. 

"So I'll just fill it out for the full day, then?" asked Alicia. 

Incredulity. Utter incredulity. "Yeah, full day's fine," he mumbled under his breath, retreating to the break room.

Alicia placed the sheet in the "vacation requests" tray and sat at her desk. "Thanks, Miss Maxine."

"You're lucky," said the 33-year veteran of the practice. "I only just barely heard you two talking from out here."

Time for the second feat of bravery. Alicia piped up, "You know how I said I went to that pro wrestling show?"

The stack of invoices on Maxine's desk beckoned her back to her keyboard. "Back in the spring? Mm-hmm, I remember. Thinking about going again?" she asked.

The secret wrestler couldn't help but snicker. "I'll definitely be going again soon." And here came the test of nerves, "Because I sort of, um, am one."

Maxine gave the conversation her attention as she keyed in the next invoice; just not all of it. The septuagenarian didn't grasp the implication while asking the obvious follow-up question, "You're a what, sweetie?"

Alicia popped up from behind her desk and scanned the surrounding office and waiting area for anyone within earshot. She wanted to get it all out at once, both for herself and to avoid any corners being dramatically rounded. Alicia lowered her voice to a whisper, "I am a pro wrestler. I've got my first match next week, and I'm really scared nobody's going to cheer for me. I don't want to be out there all alone. Would you please come and support me from the stands?"

Now the conversation had Maxine's full attention. She turned in her chair and looked at Alicia. It took a moment to process the new information. "Uh," she said.

"You don't have to," said Alicia, shaking her head. "And if you don't want to, it doesn't hurt my feelings. It gets violent."

"Well," stammered her coworker. "Okay, hon. What time does it start?"

Alicia couldn't contain her ear-to-ear grin. "Thank you!" She stood up from her chair to give her work nana a gentle hug. "Seriously, thank you so much Miss Maxine. You're the best. I'll have them save you a ticket, okay? Plunj Arena. 6:30 PM for my match. Ignore the signs saying 7:00. I'm on the pre-show."

* * * * *

Sabrina gave Alicia a hard slap on the shoulder and pulled the much taller woman closer for a half-hug as they strode towards the locker room. Alicia and her mentor caught each other's eyes for a moment. She didn't know what to make of the veteran's uncharacteristic stoicism.

Sabrina broke the silence. "I know you're going to be full of nervous energy. You might feel like it would help to work off some of that energy. Don't do it. Light workout. You're just getting loose, okay?" Alicia nodded. "Hey. You're going to do great. I trained you," she said, backhanding her student's arm to deliver a literal punchline.

The red, cage-style lockers reminded Alicia of high school, except those were blue. Only a few scratches had found their way onto the paint. The interior was one of the more neutral-smelling Alicia had come across. Best of all, it hadn’t been broken into. Now it was time to pack it all up. She was going to miss calling this place home. It dawned on her this might be the last time she saw Number 9. She scanned the door and interior, as if trying to memorize it. She spotted a sticker depicting the now-retired La Matadora stuck to the back. Alicia reached in and peeled the sticker off, trying to keep it as intact as possible, and slipped her decent effort into an empty side pocket of her gym bag.

Alicia had five matches on her provisional contract and 60 days to have them. In the end, her future with the promotion would come down to a pass or fail grade: either get signed to the company or wash out. According to Sabrina, the number of wins barely weighed into the decision; just the marketability and potential shown in those five matches.

Discussion between Alicia and Sabrina in the locker room had been mostly words of encouragement, only occasionally veering into discussion of strategy. They had kept it light throughout. Crucially, they hadn't wandered into the topic that had burdened the debuting rookie's every thought about the fight to come. Alicia stood at the front entrance, about to exchange see-you-tomorrows with the woman who taught her everything. This was Alicia's last chance to ask. She refused to let another running shoes vs. lifting shoes kerfuffle happen.

"What if I lose?" muttered Alicia, barely audible.

Sabrina shut down the conversation, "Don't go into a match thinking about losing, alright? From now until the final bell tomorrow, the only thing I want you thinking about Connie Rocket is all of the ways you can beat her." Her scarred lips drew up in a smug little smile. "That'll keep you busy a while."

* * * * *

Alicia saw the lights on in the nice side of the house from the street. Robert was home. For once, she enjoyed a safe, well lit walk to the door in the enclosed front porch. Pity it wasn’t hers. She stood at the door holding a box wrapped in candy cane-patterned gift wrap topped with a red bow. She pressed the doorbell and heard a chime that was overlong and entirely too much. Seconds passed. Several seconds. Hurry up, Robert. It's flipping freezing out. There was a shuffle of tennis shoes and the turn of a deadbolt. The door opened.

"Alicia?" Robert stood in the entryway looking confused and scruffy. "Um, merry Christmas. It's freezing, come in. What's up?"

"Merry Christmas! I'm fighting somebody tomorrow," said Alicia, handing him a box with audibly shifting contents. Cake Frosting Mondoz had been tough to track down, but Garagesale.net was, unbeknownst to her, the premier internet auction site for purchasing secondhand discontinued breakfast cereal. It was nice to drop someone else's jaw for a change.

"Alicia, thank you. I- I didn't get you anything. I'm sorry. Thank you. I'm sorry. And thank you." It took a moment, but her housemate recovered. "And you've got a match? That's awesome! I've got work tomorrow night, or else I would be there. Do you know who you're fighting? I mean, I won't know who you're talking about, but tell me her name anyway!"

"Connie Rocket," Alicia answered. "She's only been at it a little over a year, but she's good. I mean, at least she can hang."

"Are you scared?" he asked. That certainly got personal quick.

Alicia took a moment and gave an honest answer, "Not even a little. Let me tell you how I'm going to beat her. How much time you got?

"I'm not going anywhere," said Robert, waving her in. "Come on in out of the cold. Is it alright if I unwrap this?"

"Only if you promise not to share," she said with a grin. Even though her host hadn't, she slipped off her shoes. "So, have you ever heard of a meniscus?"